Arachnos Mutagenics Updates

January 23, 2006

Tragic News from Science Community

Filed under: News and Updates — Prof. Elbert Worthington @ 9:07 am

After their initial release of news of human protein production in yeast, we are sad to report further developments.

Tragically, an employee who was not part of that particular lab took some of the yeast home for baking. The ensuing bread monster destroyed most of his home, and while the monster rampages through downtown the police and firefighters are still looking for the missing employee.

We at Arachnos Mutagenics cannot stress enough the importance of good quality control. With good quality control and appropriate safeguards, the bread monster would have been benign enough to tame and possibly bring in for experimentation rather than having to be crisped by gigantic toaster coils.

Please, put in safeguards. They’re the only thing between you and a rampaging bread monster.

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