Magnets have no healing benefit, scientists have concluded. This should finally put an end to Crey industries magneto-induction health claims. The point of all this, we have learned, is to at first inure and then encourage people to purchase Crey devices that have been shown to put out eggregious amounts of interference and million gauss magnetic fields. Turning a liability into an asset; rather than their devices pulling at the iron in your blood, as represented in our recent studies, they claim that instead they offer health benefits.
Perhaps to those with too much blood… or too much money. We’re watching closely, Crey! The average consumer will no longer be your prey; instead they will choose the natural route. The route that contains radiation for the genes and balm for the soul knowing that one is still at one with the natural way of the world, rather than the subject of horrifying experiments involving cosmic energies!