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Due to recent research at the University of Florida, we’ve been able to accelerate our development of mutagens to enhance electric melee. This, of course, required some reverse-engineering of a hero with these abilities. We would like to thank The Vivi Sector Group for providing the subjects, enabling our department to accelerate from pre-production to market ready product. The abilities, in our case, include motivating brain cells to a quiescent stem-cell phase, and then to disperse throughout the body.
This, unfortunately, while it does not reduce the subjects reasoning capacity does interfere with many recent memories. Many of the subjects do not remember purchasing the mutagens which precipitated the move to cash up front, sedation of the subject throughout the procedure, and subsequent delivery of the customer to a convenient streetcorner still in a quiescent state.
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