Arachnos Mutagenics Updates

While our initial marketing campaign is underway (See the Press Release section) we thought we’d take a moment to expound on this growing trend of beta product releases to open public use and trial. We understand that currently the folks of Hero Corps have taken up the causes of several marketing units (Including us under our branch company “Harmless Innocuous Paragon Products Incorporated” or HIPPI) and distributed beta products both as recruitment incentives and at the behest (monetarily) of some of these companies.

While it is unkown when these changes might filter to the many branch outlets of the Hero Corps, we here at Arachnos Mutagenics can only hope that our customers take the opportunity to sample the high quality that makes up the AM way of life!

A vaccine production method that uses only an acre of tobacco plants could potentially provide enough anthrax vaccine to vaccinate the entire United States population. The outgrowth of this idea is twofold: one, cigarettes could be made to contain anti-cancer vaccines so that they cure as they kill. Two, the sky is the limit in introducing foreign immune-affecting material into common garden produce. Imagine, a potato that causes massive muscularization, immunity to psionics, and fresh breath. Try doing that with a chip – a microchip, not a potato chip. You could, you really could do it with a potato chip. There might even be a market for tomacco finally.

Our recent exploitation of the origin-specific market has stirred up some competition, apparently, so we’ve kicked our “Experimental” research group into motion and given them over to Marketing to use as they will.

The result is the whole scheme of offering items exclusively to specific origin-groups. We’ve learned that the Crey might be foraying into this region as well, so we’re going to divulge what we know about their schemes along with ours and let the consumer make the choice.

We plan to offer origin-specific “costume” options for “salvage” items turned in to our research lab. The first in this rollout would be the forearm-options, allowing among other things the crab, bear, raptor, and tentacular options (See the Prototype Gallery) in addition to possibly one or two TemPets or other assorted merchandise. Crey, on the other hand, plans to market devices and limited-use items, probably to drum up business for their primary line of products. Some origins might be left out in the cold; as we’ve discontinued any “cryptic” associations the “magic” crowd will not be serviced by our outlets. It is up to the buyer to let his suppliers know whether or not they are living up to expectations.

The latest rash of court actions from Face® corporate lawyers have wound their way up through the courts. So far our defense that we are not infringing on their copyrights and patents is holding firm. Flaying someone alive is fundamentally not the same as altering their genetic structure. Our ad campaigns saying so are also under fire, as they claim it portrays their business in a negative light. The light of truth too harsh, ladies?

With the Summer winding down, we’ve turned to thoughts of fall, and we know that many of our consumers and customers, like the trees, wish to change their look in more than a superficial way. This is why we are partnering with some of the biomedical firms to help offer more than just a sleeker look or different hair: custom mutations. You read that right: custom mutations. Mutations with 90%+ predictability that do not affect your offensive or defensive choices, and simply have you looking and feeling better. Fabric can’t cut it compared to a new set of horns grown from your own skull! Stay tuned!